Ermahgerd Media was created by friends Clifford Wood and Kevin Racines to provide high quality corporate video, headshot and portrait photography to individuals and businesses in and around Melbourne including the Western suburbs. Whether it's to boost your online presence, to create engaging marketing material, to enhance your personal or corporate brand or to help you stand out in an audition, we can help. Meet the team below and contact us today:

Clifford | The Photographer

As a former Retoucher Cliff wasn't happy with the quality of photos he was being assigned, so he started taking pictures himself. Now he does both, which gives him creative control over the image making process. This translated means every picture he produces is consistently first-class.

Fun Facts About Clifford:

• Sported a mullet until the age of thirteen.
• Was once mistaken as a girl because of said mullet.
• Now has a irrational fear of the aforementioned mullet.

Kevin | The Manager

As a former customer service ninja and amateur comedian [a very amateur comedian], Kevin knows how to structure an easy and efficient service experience with a focus on fun and laughter. He basically gives out bags of smiles and he's got one with your name on it.

Fun Facts About Kevin

• Was once stuck in a public toilet with no toilet paper. He says a perfectly good sock died that day.
• Was once described as a "Poor man's Jackie Chan" in a high school theatre production. Thanks dad.
• Secretly still buys pants from the kids section. I guess it's not a secret anymore.

 Boof | Head Of Security

As a former lap-dog Boof is now the Head Of Security at Ermahgerd Media. He's not very good at it. In fact, we will not reimburse you for candy missing from your purse.

Fun Facts About Boof:

• His favourite thing to do is eat.
• His favourite item of clothing is his birthday suit.
• When not on duty Boof likes to sleep. He does this on duty too.